Because you demanded it – and because Matt generally bows to peer pressure – the time has finally come: Matt is playing Five Nights At Freddy’s. But being the somewhat cowardly soul that he is, he’s decided to partake of a little liquid courage beforehand, so witness now as an incredibly drunken fool accepts the terrifying night guard position at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza! WARNING: Contains swearing. A LOT of swearing. No, seriously. A drunk, frightened Matt is a sweary Matt.